It's every little girl's dream

Jerry and Elaine are sitting in the stands at a Yankee baseball game and the entrance of three Miss America contestants is announced as they take their seats directly across the aisle from Jerry and Elaine. Jerry strikes up a conversation with Miss Rhode Island, Karen Hanson, and makes a date with her. George is really excited that Jerry possibly is dating the next Miss America. Jerry tells him that the negative aspect of the date is that the contest rules state that she must have a chaperone. When Karen tells Jerry that she must cancel their date because her chaperone can’t make it, Jerry enlists the services of Kramer by offering to buy him dinner.

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Jerry is putting on his sport coat for the date with Miss Rhode Island and Kramer enters the apartment and asks Jerry how he looks. Jerry ignores him but then tells him that after they finish eating to say that he has something else to do and to disappear into the night. Kramer says there is no way he is going to do that. Jerry looks puzzled. Kramer says that if Jerry thinks that he is just going to stand aside and do nothing while Jerry defiles this woman, Jerry is crazy. Jerry says that he is not going to defile her. Kramer says that’s right, because he’s going to see that nothing happens. He goes on to explain passionately to Jerry that these girls are Miss America contestants and that it’s every little girl’s dream and he was not going to let Jerry trample that dream and make a mockery of everything the pageant stands for. (His voice has grown into at a feverish pitch now.) Jerry tries to interrupt and offer some type of explanation to Kramer but Kramer places his hand right in front of Jerry’s face and screams and then says no buts; those are my rules. He’s says in a very fatherly manner to Jerry that if you want to go out an have some good, wholesome fun with a nice girl, he will be glad to help Jerry out, but if he is looking for something more than that, Jerry has the wrong guy. All this time, Kramer is stating all this very passionately and Jerry has been trying to interrupt Kramer. Kramer once again places his hand in Jerry face and begins to let up one continuous scream and Jerry gives up trying to interrupt and he also begins to let out a long scream. The scene ends with them screaming at one another.